Category: V. M. Varga

V.M. Varga: Agent Burgle. Gloria. Trust me. The future is…

V.M. Varga: Agent Burgle. Gloria. Trust me. The future is certain. And when it comes, you will know without question, your place in the world. Until then, we’ve said all there is to say. Any further debate would be simply wasting our breath. And if there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s waste. Goodbye.

V.M. Varga: Human beings, you see, have no inherent value…

V.M. Varga: Human beings, you see, have no inherent value other than the money they earn. Cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well, they have negative value.

V.M. Varga: A man wakes up one morning and decides to kill…

V.M. Varga: A man wakes up one morning and decides to kill four men over a certain age, all with the same last name.
Gloria Burgle: That didn’t happen.
V.M. Varga: And yet, if evidence is collected, if confessions are made, if a verdict of guilty is entered in a court of law, then its happening becomes as the rocks and rivers, and to argue that it didn’t happen is to argue with reality itself.

V.M. Varga: One’s eyes can be deceived. We see what we…

V.M. Varga: One’s eyes can be deceived. We see what we believe, not the other way around.

V.M. Varga: At some level, food knows it’s food.

V.M. Varga: At some level, food knows it’s food.

V.M. Varga: The problem is not that there is evil in the…

V.M. Varga: The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?

V.M. Varga: Very good. You just added a zero to your…

V.M. Varga: Very good. You just added a zero to your salary.
Nikki Swango: That’s okay. I already got a job. Blackmailing you.

V.M. Varga: Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone…

V.M. Varga: Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.

Emmit Stussy: I didn’t mean to…V.M. Varga: No one…

Emmit Stussy: I didn’t mean to…
V.M. Varga: No one ever does.

Emmit Stussy: Did anyone see you?V.M. Varga: I’m so…

Emmit Stussy: Did anyone see you?
V.M. Varga: I’m so rarely seen, maybe i don’t even exist.