For those who don’t remember it:
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
I understand the story of the rhyme, but I was wondering if there was a deeper relevance to the actual story of the season. I figured that the “crooked man” might be Emmitt, and if so, the “crooked sixpence” would likely be the stamps, but I’m not sure. Let me know what you think!