I wonder what Lorne Malvo is like off the job …

Like when he goes to McDonald’s does he say “You can either fix the ice cream machine for me or I’ll come back there and fix it myself.”

Does he watch superhero movies and root for the villain to win?

When he needs a plumber to fix his plumbing does he just go into the plumbers building and drag one out to his house?

All kinds of crazy shananigans Malvo probably gets up to off the job.

This is what you want